READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You were trust falling into bushes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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