We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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