So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
