have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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