Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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