Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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