lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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