Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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