Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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