Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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