have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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