Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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