he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
