tell your sister to shave her snatch
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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