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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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