So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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