So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
why is half of my head shaved?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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