So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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