Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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