I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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