Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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