I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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