Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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