Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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