So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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