I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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