His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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