All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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