Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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