I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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