Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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