he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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