He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
