Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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