1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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