I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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