The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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