So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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