scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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