Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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