They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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