i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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