Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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