I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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