But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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