If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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