nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he shaved USA in his pubs
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
tell me about the eggs
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