I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I need moral support for this bender
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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