just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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