whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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