I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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