so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
