i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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