Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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