dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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